Mom: No, Tabitha, don't say that. He's your friend. A boyfriend is someone who you are planning on marrying and Eric is too old for you.
Tabitha: Oh, well, Alejandro is my boyfriend
Mom (a bit confused): Who told you that? Why do you say that?
Tabitha: Because I'm going to marry him.
Her future hubby, apparently. He's from her Spanish Immersion Pre-School
